Welcome To The Hellmouth
Opened: August 8, 2008
Welcome to Emily The Vampire Slayer, my name is Emily (surprised?) & this is my personal webspace that is free for me to say as I like in. You don't agree with my ramblings? That's fine, leave. I'm not out to offend or upset anyone but, like most, I'm very opiniated... that can often get in the way of my desire to be friends with everyone I meet because I won't drop my beliefs for anyone. Why should I? But feel free to take a look around and comment my blogs. Any questions, issues or complaints can be addressed here.
Facts Before The New Year
14.12.08
+ I say effing a lot.
+ I do not believe in God. I happen to think it’s stupid but everyone is entitled to their own beliefs.
+ I have often strange and varied tastes in men.
+ All men are created equal. All women are created better.
+ ‘Your Mom’ jokes are neither funny nor insulting.
+ I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I know I felt the pull of it at once.
+ I don’t care much for love like many girls do.
+ My dreams are weird and wonderful. Love, sex, violence, bombs, tidal waves, teeth.
+ Happiness is not always what I want.
+ When I laugh, I don’t stop.
+ I adore the English language, my favourite words are: bloody, bugger, knickers and bint.
+ I’m not afraid of much as long as I know a way out of it.
+ I’m rather sick and twisted at times.
+ My favourite jokes are the ones inside my head that will never happen.
+ My life is as strange and as ordinary as one person's dreams.
+ My favourite dreams I can never remember.
+ Heads or tails: I always pick tails.
+ I'm at my most brilliant when I'm on the verge of falling to sleep.
+ There are people I would die for who don't even know I exist.
+ I often lie on my bedroom floor for hours... thinking.
+ I could live forever inside my bedroom and my mind.
+ I sleep late because I try to hold onto the night before as much as possible.
+ I'm high on the dreams that life shoots you with.
+ To some extent, I am a material girl through and through.
+ My favourite time for phone calls is the middle of the night.
+ I think up lies quickly and make them believable.
+ I refuse to be played by anyone, even those I love the most.
+ I say a lot of things I know I don't mean but will never take them back.
+ I like to imagine I'm the best, sometimes people mistake this for thinking it.
+ I have very stupid moments.
+ Sarcasm is what gets me through the day.
+ Everything sounds like a dirty phrase.
+ I get paranoid that people can read my thoughts
+ Some bad men are hot. (Sid Vicious!!)
+ I agree with the joker: whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stranger
+ I love walking away with my head held high
+ I’ve waited so long; I wouldn’t wait this long for anyone else
+ He makes me want to keep on hoping
+ I hate it when people guilt-trip or force me into doing something and say “thanks”
+ I love pretending I’m something else, but every something else is me
+ No man has ever broke my heart
+ My plans never work out, for better or worse